The Ten Thin Commandments

I didn't come up with these, but most of them are extremely true and very good tips.

1. If you aren't thin you're ugly.
2. Being thin is more important than being healthy.
3. You must do anything to make yourself look thinner. 
4. Thou shall not eat without feeling guilty. 
5. Thou shall not eat fattening food without punishing oneself afterwards.
6. Thou shall count calories and restrict intake accordingly.
7. The scale is everything. 
8. Losing weight is good. Gaining weight is bad. 
9. You can never be too thin. 
10. Being thin and not eating are signs of true will power and success.